I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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