Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
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I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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