that's an acceptable place to lick
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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