never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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