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Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key

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had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.

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(631): Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key (631): had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now. http://tfl.nu/o06a

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Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex

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Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut

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Fuck. Wron person. But yea

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(770): Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex (404): Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut (770): Fuck. Wron person. But yea http://tfl.nu/bsak

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we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"

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(631): we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!" http://tfl.nu/dw66

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How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?

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(906): How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum? http://tfl.nu/z56i

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there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes

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(860): there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes http://tfl.nu/0fsj

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I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.

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(315): I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism. http://tfl.nu/5nmw

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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.

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(440): If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times. http://tfl.nu/5360

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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.

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(315): We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders. http://tfl.nu/ji4s

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There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?

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(814): There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night? http://tfl.nu/ijar

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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.

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(254): Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat. http://tfl.nu/sxj6

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I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay

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(304): I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay http://tfl.nu/d341

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I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best

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(630): I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best http://tfl.nu/gccv

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You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.

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(319): You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/1rw7

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A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?

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(703): A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall? http://tfl.nu/zs4k

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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.

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(+44): This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner. http://tfl.nu/2gdm

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