just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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