the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
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you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
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I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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