you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
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operation have a gay friend backfired
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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