i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
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