This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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