I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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