The maid of honor just puked.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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