her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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