porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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