Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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