it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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