come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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