I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
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You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
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I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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