I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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