i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
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I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
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My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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