I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Redeem this text for a blowjob
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
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If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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