yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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