i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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