butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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