Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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