Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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