I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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