Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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