May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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