Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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