idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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