That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
Randomize