Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
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Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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