How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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