i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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