Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
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They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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