Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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