she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
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Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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