The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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