i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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