At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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