the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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