We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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