I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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