That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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