I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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