So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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