Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
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