I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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