Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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