"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
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Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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