chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.